babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

(via bry-anna)

Fuck, I hate my body more now because I’m hovering between 2x and 3xl shirts and I can’t just pick up a fucking shirt off the rack anywhere and have to order stuff online but you just try and find a Batman shirt in 3xl that isn’t super bright colored and is under 40 dollars.

The curse of being a big boy.



So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

(via squishymomma)

Very Ape

Artist: Nirvana
Album: In Utero


"Very Ape" by Nirvana

"If you ever need anything please don’t, hesitate to ask someone else first, I’m too busy acting like I’m not naive, I’ve seen it all, I was here first…"

(via currentrotation)